angelsaves: (arrrgh)
UGH )

anyway, tell me something good! or tell me a story! or ask me to tell you a story!
angelsaves: (Default)
my baby brother graduated from college!!! here's a picture: )

my parents were like YOU WERE BASICALLY A SUPERHERO THIS WEEKEND, because i did a really good job of pretending i wasn't in horrible miserable pain the whole time \o/ i still had to take a lot of nap breaks, but oh well. and when mom was finding her father's pocketwatch to give johnny, she found the necklace her mother promised me for MY graduation, so now i have a swishy fish necklace \o/

i'm working on a sequel to the mafia AU! i posted bits of it already, and i've been copypastaing more to imp in IM because i can't make people suck less in reality, but i can make patrick sharp be a doofus in fic!

a picture is worth a thousand words, so if you've ever wondered how to summarize casa de this land, here's another picture: )

i slept through the test i was supposed to take :| i feel bad because i should have realized sooner that this just wasn't going to happen, but i also feel like it's too late to feel super guilty. it happened, now we deal.

what are you up to, lj?
angelsaves: (teemu)
are any of you (or people you know) particular fans of shane o'brien? i REALLY wanted the kevin "killer" kaminski bobblehead, and he came with a friend i guess. if you want him, let me know and we'll figure out how to get him to you!

i did way too much today BUT tomorrow i'm starting tranexamic acid, so someday i will be a functioning human again! chloe's enjoying the basically-bedridden version of me, though (shocking, i know), since she gets ALL of the petting. i'm just hoping i'll be in better shape by the weekend, because my baby brother is graduating from college, oh my goodness. maybe i'll re-dye my hair, so if i'm an exhausted shell of myself, i'll at least be an exhausted shell of myself with freshly hot pink hair?

jinxology with mom )

ugh i have to lie down and feel sorry for myself now. later, bros
angelsaves: (claude giroux)
i've only been working on this since, like, all-star weekend /o\

laugh about it, brière/giroux, almost 3000 words, rated M, loosely inspired by "mrs. robinson" by simon & garfunkel.

i can't believe i'm the first person to tag jaromir jagr as a character. REALLY?

in non-fic news )
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well that game was sad to watch :( i srsly almost teared up when claude giroux came down from the press box for the handshake line. that was well done, sir. i probably would have thrown a tantrum and then tried to sneak out to the parking lot before anybody could talk to me, in your shoes.

sometimes i read super old issues of the journal of american folklore for fun )

idk, man. i've been in a very weird and energy-less mood the past couple of days, because tmi ahoy ), so i've been doing brainless things like coloring pages from the d&d coloring book and finishing my ancestor shrine and such. (i guess that doesn't SOUND brainless, but all that was left was arranging the pictures and then putting it on top of the shelf where it goes without everything falling out!)

maybe tomorrow i'll have the energy/brain cells/wrist function to write more?? that would be good. i have IDEAS.
angelsaves: (tutu)
Pick up the nearest book to you. Turn to page 45. The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.

"She fell to her knees, spitting and cursing at us." -the eBook of World War Z. ...sounds legit.

so much snow @_@ the trees outside look like yogurt pretzels.

the most annoying thing about my old lady wrists is definitely that it's hard to write longhand when the barometric pressure is dropping like this, and i have trouble not getting super embarrassed by my own writing when it's on the computer. maybe i can find a font that's as illegible as my handwriting.

hey, the all star game roster was released! let's start taking bets on what the breakout pairings will be this year. shea weber/gabriel landeskog, just because that's a really nice mental image? tyler seguin/patrick kane/ryan nugent-hopkins, in which segs and kaner decide they're going to teach the rookie how to party, and then ovi finds them fast asleep under a table in varying states of undress at, like, 11pm? marian hossa/henrik lundqvist where they're like "hey, you're an incredibly talented european player who's way too cool for drama and/or beer bongs? me too! let's have athletic sex"? gen fic in which corey perry and other corey perry confuse phil kessel's head for an actual potato?

my life

Jul. 11th, 2011 12:04 am
angelsaves: (laser cat)
chloe is like "EXCUSE ME, you are late for your appointment to have me delicately, yet incredibly seriously, run my cold wet nose along your arm like a deranged feline gomez addams." yes MA'AM i will hold still. you don't have to hold my hand still with your paw, it's okay.

i have to wake up early tomorrow to make a doctor's appointment. i would rather have my skull removed and the skin of my head filled with hot sand. also i have to get my car fixed, because i'm an idiot who rear-ended somebody and now meryl's hood is sort of folded :(

i'm going to go drink, like, a bathtub's worth of water now. it'll be great.
angelsaves: (babydoll)
i'm working on a presentation for my neurobiology class. finding an article was a pain in the ass, because 90% of the articles that fit the specified criteria are about PTSD, and you know what i really don't need to stand up in front of my class and talk about? yeeeah. but i found one! it's about "motion sickness, stress, and the endocannabinoid system." endocannabinoids are the substances our bodies make that mean we have receptors for stuff like, oh... marijuana. so at one point in the discussion, they say, apparently without any irony at all, "endocannabinoids are involved in the complex regulation of food intake." YOU DON'T SAY. did these people GO to college?

i bought a new printer today, because it was cheaper to buy the new one AND ink for it than it would have been to buy ink for the old one, but apparently at some point in the seven years i forgot about, it stopped being fashionable to put ethernet ports in printers, so i actually have to PLUG IN to use it. WHATEVER. that made me feel really stupid and crazy, though (WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIME PASSES???), so i sulked for a while :| then [livejournal.com profile] just_katarin painted my nails checkerboard, though, which helped.

some things should really not be surprising. i still tell people about how i accidentally warped my whole view of bandom by reading the cultverse before anything else (i was honestly shocked to find out that cobra starship's first keytarist was still alive) ...and then i read the brothel AU in hockey fandom, and now whenever i hear pavelsky or thornton's names and look up at the kings/sharks game, i'm vaguely surprised to see them fully clothed. /o\ canon? what's that?

speaking of bandom, i reread [livejournal.com profile] thegaystarfish the other day, and then bobby ryan made that amazing fucking goal, and now i'm basically convinced that bobby ryan is the boy fairy princess of the ice. DID YOU SEE THOSE LEAPS? i mentally shooped glittery wings on him. what a fantastic human being.

and then max pacioretty made a joke on twitter and bruins fans attacked him in incredibly awful ways? idk. there was a lot of really violent stuff, and a lot of really homophobic and misogynist stuff, and then there were the people insulting him based on where he's from. i was 1000% more offended by the ones who seem to think he's canadian than by the ones that said he's a typical connecticut douchebag, because he's NOT canadian, and people from connecticut ARE douchebags. (there's a reason i apologize when people ask where i'm from.) someone even tweeted all "you're making us CT people look like douchebags!" and i was like, oh, honey, that ship sailed so long ago we speak of it only in song and story, as a formative myth of our culture.
angelsaves: (babydoll)
i'm working on a presentation for my neurobiology class. finding an article was a pain in the ass, because 90% of the articles that fit the specified criteria are about PTSD, and you know what i really don't need to stand up in front of my class and talk about? yeeeah. but i found one! it's about "motion sickness, stress, and the endocannabinoid system." endocannabinoids are the substances our bodies make that mean we have receptors for stuff like, oh... marijuana. so at one point in the discussion, they say, apparently without any irony at all, "endocannabinoids are involved in the complex regulation of food intake." YOU DON'T SAY. did these people GO to college?

i bought a new printer today, because it was cheaper to buy the new one AND ink for it than it would have been to buy ink for the old one, but apparently at some point in the seven years i forgot about, it stopped being fashionable to put ethernet ports in printers, so i actually have to PLUG IN to use it. WHATEVER. that made me feel really stupid and crazy, though (WHAT DO YOU MEAN TIME PASSES???), so i sulked for a while :| then [livejournal.com profile] just_katarin painted my nails checkerboard, though, which helped.

some things should really not be surprising. i still tell people about how i accidentally warped my whole view of bandom by reading the cultverse before anything else (i was honestly shocked to find out that cobra starship's first keytarist was still alive) ...and then i read the brothel AU in hockey fandom, and now whenever i hear pavelsky or thornton's names and look up at the kings/sharks game, i'm vaguely surprised to see them fully clothed. /o\ canon? what's that?

speaking of bandom, i reread [livejournal.com profile] thegaystarfish the other day, and then bobby ryan made that amazing fucking goal, and now i'm basically convinced that bobby ryan is the boy fairy princess of the ice. DID YOU SEE THOSE LEAPS? i mentally shooped glittery wings on him. what a fantastic human being.

and then max pacioretty made a joke on twitter and bruins fans attacked him in incredibly awful ways? idk. there was a lot of really violent stuff, and a lot of really homophobic and misogynist stuff, and then there were the people insulting him based on where he's from. i was 1000% more offended by the ones who seem to think he's canadian than by the ones that said he's a typical connecticut douchebag, because he's NOT canadian, and people from connecticut ARE douchebags. (there's a reason i apologize when people ask where i'm from.) someone even tweeted all "you're making us CT people look like douchebags!" and i was like, oh, honey, that ship sailed so long ago we speak of it only in song and story, as a formative myth of our culture.

HA, I WIN

Mar. 9th, 2011 05:13 pm
angelsaves: (hockey)
i have cured my sinus awful with the magical powers of vicks vaporub. PUT IT UP MY NOSE? DON'T MIND IF I DO! i can breathe. you know what's awesome? breathing.

last night, i dreamed i was on an epic camping trip in someone's backyard with [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster, [livejournal.com profile] just_katarin, some of the guys from my neuro class, some people i follow on tumblr, and three or four blackhawks. chloe got out in the rain, brent seabrook helped me catch her, and we were all really terrible at putting up tents.

overanalysis of the chara/pacioretty hit last night )

HA, I WIN

Mar. 9th, 2011 05:13 pm
angelsaves: (hockey)
i have cured my sinus awful with the magical powers of vicks vaporub. PUT IT UP MY NOSE? DON'T MIND IF I DO! i can breathe. you know what's awesome? breathing.

last night, i dreamed i was on an epic camping trip in someone's backyard with [livejournal.com profile] shoemaster, [livejournal.com profile] just_katarin, some of the guys from my neuro class, some people i follow on tumblr, and three or four blackhawks. chloe got out in the rain, brent seabrook helped me catch her, and we were all really terrible at putting up tents.

overanalysis of the chara/pacioretty hit last night )

man oh man

May. 15th, 2010 11:56 pm
angelsaves: (awkward)
1) just wright was WONDERFUL. i really love seeing movies in the theater when everybody is just as enthusiastic and loud as i am :D

2) i have food poisoning :( never buy the turkey burgers from the treasure island deli, is what i think we've learned from this experience. (this is BY FAR the least stupid way i've gotten food poisoning, so really i'm grateful.)

3) sometimes it's kind of embarrassing how much overcompensating is my life. this is why this strip is now my icon: because i could really use a tallahassee to remind me of this /o\

man oh man

May. 15th, 2010 11:56 pm
angelsaves: (awkward)
1) just wright was WONDERFUL. i really love seeing movies in the theater when everybody is just as enthusiastic and loud as i am :D

2) i have food poisoning :( never buy the turkey burgers from the treasure island deli, is what i think we've learned from this experience. (this is BY FAR the least stupid way i've gotten food poisoning, so really i'm grateful.)

3) sometimes it's kind of embarrassing how much overcompensating is my life. this is why this strip is now my icon: because i could really use a tallahassee to remind me of this /o\
angelsaves: (wet bear)
being on the airplane was WONDERFUL. a pressurized can free of weather and pollen? YES PLEASE. unfortunately, i am no longer on the airplane, and am therefore producing most of the world's supply of snot. yum.

WE GOT OUR LEASE! \o/ i'm really psyched \o/ my one quibble is, did they really have to say they needed everything in 72 hours on FRIDAY AFTERNOON? banks tend to CLOSE. money /o\ i also wish they'd sent it when i was in chicago, but they can't have known my travel plans, whereas i do actually expect grownups to know what the days of the week mean.

my new icon comes from the lease packet, as a matter of fact. one of the ways to keep your kids not ded of lead poisoning is to wash toys frequently. this teddy bear does NOT look impressed. (also, feed children a healthy low-fat diet, and don't lick radiators. this has been your public safety announcement for the day.)

i'm going to take a shower now. my parents' shower has so much water pressure *___*
angelsaves: (wet bear)
being on the airplane was WONDERFUL. a pressurized can free of weather and pollen? YES PLEASE. unfortunately, i am no longer on the airplane, and am therefore producing most of the world's supply of snot. yum.

WE GOT OUR LEASE! \o/ i'm really psyched \o/ my one quibble is, did they really have to say they needed everything in 72 hours on FRIDAY AFTERNOON? banks tend to CLOSE. money /o\ i also wish they'd sent it when i was in chicago, but they can't have known my travel plans, whereas i do actually expect grownups to know what the days of the week mean.

my new icon comes from the lease packet, as a matter of fact. one of the ways to keep your kids not ded of lead poisoning is to wash toys frequently. this teddy bear does NOT look impressed. (also, feed children a healthy low-fat diet, and don't lick radiators. this has been your public safety announcement for the day.)

i'm going to take a shower now. my parents' shower has so much water pressure *___*
angelsaves: (must die)
CLEARLY the best use of my time is getting in fights on diana gabaldon's blog. man, i am really angry about this whole thing. my mom recommended those books to me. yeah, the same mom who's like "tell me about these stories your friends write! hermione would make a FANTASTIC minister of magic! have any of them written a second season for firefly where the movie didn't happen? because i have IDEAS! but where would ronon FIND a pink skirt that fit him?" the first five outlander books got me through being exiled, and i enjoyed the sixth as well. my mom mailed me the seventh book. it's been sitting on my dresser for a year, because since i got raped, i can't even bring myself to crack it open. i haven't even read the dust jacket. but, oh, ~*~herself~*~ isn't the one who's hurting people. (that's what they call her on her fansite, if you're wondering.) that's the WRITERS OF FANFICTION. oh, sorry, my mistake.

blah. everybody should go take a long walk off a short pier. i wish i knew where diana gabaldon lived so i could sexually assault her rosebushes or whatever. i should get a ladybug first. maybe i'll write her a nice long email with my stories about flower-humping, that would be nice. asdkfja;lskdjf i want to go home to my dayquil ;___;
angelsaves: (must die)
CLEARLY the best use of my time is getting in fights on diana gabaldon's blog. man, i am really angry about this whole thing. my mom recommended those books to me. yeah, the same mom who's like "tell me about these stories your friends write! hermione would make a FANTASTIC minister of magic! have any of them written a second season for firefly where the movie didn't happen? because i have IDEAS! but where would ronon FIND a pink skirt that fit him?" the first five outlander books got me through being exiled, and i enjoyed the sixth as well. my mom mailed me the seventh book. it's been sitting on my dresser for a year, because since i got raped, i can't even bring myself to crack it open. i haven't even read the dust jacket. but, oh, ~*~herself~*~ isn't the one who's hurting people. (that's what they call her on her fansite, if you're wondering.) that's the WRITERS OF FANFICTION. oh, sorry, my mistake.

blah. everybody should go take a long walk off a short pier. i wish i knew where diana gabaldon lived so i could sexually assault her rosebushes or whatever. i should get a ladybug first. maybe i'll write her a nice long email with my stories about flower-humping, that would be nice. asdkfja;lskdjf i want to go home to my dayquil ;___;
angelsaves: (Default)
cut because i'm going to ILLUSTRATE MY DAY. mostly with owls! )
angelsaves: (Default)
cut because i'm going to ILLUSTRATE MY DAY. mostly with owls! )

yesssssssss

Jan. 6th, 2010 06:21 pm
angelsaves: (Default)
internet, i'm not sure if you've noticed yet, but it is NO LONGER 2009! now it is 2010, which will be a much better year. i am leaving no room for doubt in that statement. at the very least, i had several horrible firsts in 2009, so those things can't happen for the first time again!

I HAVE SOME GOALS )
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